Things to do when you're bored

The other night I happened to be hanging out with some of my friends and someone said to me, "Hey, why don't you look up things to do when you're bored," sort of jokingly. So I did. Here is a sampling of the things it told me to do (thanks to the list of 474 Things To Do When You're Bored):

• Buff your cat
  
• Paint your house Day-Glo Orange
  
• Go back to square one
• Develop a complex
• Go to a drive in movie in a tank
• See how small you can scrunch your face
• Clean and polish your bellybutton
• Set your Christmas tree up
• Teach your pet rock to play dead
• Moo
• Embarrass yourself
• Do aerobic exercise...in your head

Go ahead, try them...